Legends of the Lunch Line

Ever wonder why school lunches were so terrible when you were a kid? Unbeknownst to everyone, those lunch ladies were actually warriors from an ancient order sworn to protect children from the agents of darkness. So, while you thought the school lunch lady was prepping a nutritious meal for you, they were battling cosmic threats, leaving very little time to cook your lunch. The worse the lunch, the greater the threat they averted.